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Bonsoir madames, it is I, Xavier from Justice.

13:20 At the Standard hotel, I am awakened by the Pheun that rreungs. I answer and it is the portier. I get angry and tell him "Swine Parrot! Why are you calling this early in the meurning. You should have your head exhameuned!"
The portier explains I have asked for a wake-up call.
"Yes, I kneuw that... I kneuw that" I say.

13:25 We gheu to the bath-rheum.

13:27 We smeoke a ceegahrette and I wake our manager Pedro.

13:42 We drink some waah-teur.

14:10 I Xavier, say "I would like to go to the Supreeeume", "They are closed this week" Gaspard says. "Yes, I kneuw that... I kneuw that" I say.

14:25 We smeoke ceegharettes

14:31 At ze nice beestro Le Pain, we have ze breekfast with our friend Thierr-ey.

14:34 We smeoke ceegharettes

14:35 A man approached and tells me smoking indoors is prohibited. "Yes, I kneuw that... I kneuw that" I say and laugh.

14.40 At ze table I asked Terr-ey "Does yer dewg bite?" Thierr-ey said "No". "I crouched down under ze table to pet the dewg, but ze swine dewg bit me." I am very angry with Thierr-ey "Monsieur..Don't try to be funnayyyy with me, I thought you said yer dewg did not bite!" "Zat... iz not my dog!" said Thierr-ey. "Yes, I kneow that... I kneow that" I say and laugh.

14:41 We smeoke ceegharettes

16:00 We arriwe at the door for ze Theum Brrrreeeeun show.

16:17 At short man approaches me.
I (Xavier) ask: "And who are yeu?"
The man: "I'm Marc, the designer."
I : And what is it yeu deu..?
The man: "I am a designer from New York"
I : "Yes, yes, I kneuw that... I kneuw that" I say and laugh out loud.

16:25 The man compliments the venue for the fashion show, I ask him what he means. He says "This is a beautiful room for the venue", "Monsieur..Don't try to be funnayyyy with me, ok". He gets uneasy and starts pointing at the walls of the rheum.
I (Xavier): This is a rheum??
Marc: Yes, this is a room
I : Yes, I kneow that... I kneow that, a rheumm... that is what I have been saying you idiot!"

16:27 I (Gaspard) gets a compliment on my moustache from Marc. I get angry and tell hum "Swine Parrot! That is my own personal mustache!"
Marc excuses himself asks what I mean. "Monsieur..Don't try to be funnayyyy with me" I tell him.

19:35 Back at the hotel I (Xavier) read out the latest trends loud from the latest issue of GQ, Gaspard says "Yes, yes, I kneuw that... I kneuw that".